“Thank heaven for little girls …”
Hopefully, that’s public domain.
Okay, I get that, but when the original link says things like:
Emphasis added.
I also found this (which appears to be based on the original link above):
I really wish you folks would at least give them a chance before tearing the thing apart based on something that was done years ago by a different studio.
Oh dear, here’s something I’m unsure if I’m that proud of… ahem
*Hey! You’re young and swinging–
No time to think about tomorrow.
But there ain’t no use in denying it–
Someday, you’re gonna buy it!
So get yourself to Ferriman
Tomorrow!
Ferriman! Ferriman!
He’s the man with the plot
The man with the plan
Ferriman! Ferriman!
He’s the mortician man who loves you–
A lot!*
Cue Johnny (here’s where my memory isn’t quite clear)…
“Six, count 'em, six locations to serve you in the greater Cincinnati area… Plenty of free parking… Ask about our group rates!”
And one more from the opening:
“…and the senator, while maintaining he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity…”
Oh, it just occurred to me–I also remember Johnny’s lead-in to Ferriman’s commercial (with Ferriman’s emphasis added):
Let Ferriman Funeral Homes provide you and your loved ones with quality funeral services at reasonable prices.
'Cause, y’know, “loved ones” needs more love. 
Also a clever play on words (the dude who takes you across the river Styx in his boat).
Quasi
Oh yeah smartie? Let’s here you bust out the alternate lyrics!
That would be Charon. 
Um, the Ferryman Charon, that is.
Oh dear god…let’s hear you…
<slinks off shame-facedly>
“Hold my order, Terrible Dresser.”
:rolleyes:
I was gonna ask a question, but found it on google first, thought I’d share:
Doesn’t the second line contain the intelligible words “rock ‘n’ roll”?
I think “bartender” is in there somewhere. Along with “alafalaweeddahah.”
Hmmm… they were for Morrison’s Tire. Pretty much the same as for Ferriman’s Funerals, but instead of the “there ain’t no use in denying it/Someday you’re gonna buy it,” substitute these lines:
There ain’t no use in denying that
Someday you’re gonna get a flat.
Then of course, we get (I think):
Morrison, Morrison
He’s the man with the jack,
The man with the plan…
Okay… how’d I do?
Your knowledge of nearly completely useless trivia rivals my own.
Lerner and Lowe piece from Gigi. Still copyrighted.
That’s from “Just Shoot Me”, or did “WRKP” do it first?
At least one of Herb’s jackets were made out of VW seatcover material. Really.
I’ll take that as a compliment. Thanks, Otto!
WKRP did it first, in one of my favorite episodes. Mama Carlson hires a radio consultant to evaluate the station, and Andy, uh, turns the tables on her.
Not to hijack, but in what episode of Just Shoot Me did that happen?
and I knew the lyrics to both the Ferryman and Morrison jingles. In fact, I occasionally sing them while driving my car.
“do un do un do do bye bye”
That would have been Mr. Peavey. He got thrown out of the car for not knowing what time it was. A little later:
Scum 1: “I have a degree in cello from the Royal Academy.”
Venus: “Really?”
Scum 1: “Yes, but its hard to get thousands of screaming teenage girls to a cello concert.”
Scum 2 (Dog?): “And we really like teenage girls.”
Loved the Scum show!