Thou truly are a woman who could churn my butter. Would thou like to help me erect a barn in my pants?
“It’s okay, the only sores that are weeping are the ones inside my rectum. That’s just mucus.”
Now don’t worry. I know that seeing a sex therapist is somewhat nerve wracking. but i promise you that I’m a professional. Please disrobe, and I’ll begin. Now, my job as a sex therapist is to try to make your sexual life more interesting and…
HA! HAHA! HA!
I’m sorry, I’ve just never seen one like that before. Looks kind of like a squinting Kermet, doesn’t it? Sorry. Now, if you’ll just relax…
Ok, The winners there were Odieman, Winky99, and ChiefScott.
Ok, the next occupation is…the worlds worst chef.
Hi, I’m Bobby Flay.
“Clarice, more fava beans with your ‘lamb’?” - Hannibal Lecter
Hi, I’m Jeffrey Dahmer.
Hi, I’m a sex therapist.
Picks butt
Ok, let’s cook!
From now on I’m thinking vegan!
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“well, it’s a bummer that they voted me off the island. But I have the most delicious dish to share when you come over for the slide show…”
xeno – Everyone knows fava beans go with liver.
I’ll go with Dan Ackroyd as Julia Child.
“Whoop! I’ve cut my finger!”
-Actually, I have two jobs and they work together. I am a chef by night.
-And your day job?
-Highway roadkill scrapper.
Richard? The guy who directed all those Lethal Weapon movies? No, sorry, I’m from a different branch of the family…
Then we lightly sprinkle the hot dog tuna casserole with the Velveeta vinegrette…