This game is Worlds Worst. So all the posters, please step up to the worlds worst line.
First of all, we need an occupation. Suggestions?
Sex therapist…
…Lorena Bobbitt
Zev Steinhardt
“Hi, I’m an intern at the white house. Do you smoke cigars?”
Hi you can call me Dr Laura. I’m here to help you.
Actually heard a guy use this one twice while camping in a Houston bar:
“I want to be an underwear model, but am not quite there yet.”
Actually heard a guy use this one twice while camping in a Houston bar:
“I want to be an underwear model, but am not quite there yet.”
I don’t get what you are asking for… ar you asking for a job and we tell you who the worlds worst person for that job would be or the worlds worst job?
Actually heard a guy use this one twice while camping in a Houston bar:
“I want to be an underwear model, but am not quite there yet.”
Well, I guess since there has been only one suggestion, the occupation is sex therapist.
Ok, posters, your job is to come up with the worlds worst people to be a sex therapist.
(BurnMeUp, this is one of the skits/games regularly done on Who’s Line is it Anyways? The idea is for the players to improvise examples of the worlds worst person for a given subject. It goes with out saying that what is looked for is humor and laughs. Thus Zev’s reply of ‘Hi, I’m Lorna Bobbit’ is an excellent one, and it wins more points.)
::Steve, the crocodile hunter::
“hey, chap, lookie over here. wow! she’s a beeeeaaaautiful specimen. Look at the color! ::girl gets fiesty:: wup. wup. easy, I’m not going to hurt you.”
“Pleased to meet you, the name’s Falwell, Jerry Falwell…”
To take off on the previous post:
“Hi, I’m Jim Bakker. You look tense. Would you like a nice back rub to help you to relax?”
World worst job:
that guy who put the gerbils up Richard Gere’s ass. Or shaved them or declawed or whatever.
Or the guys who roll out the tarp during rain delays.
HI I am the Marquis de Sade
Male sex therapist to female client: “What the hell?? I don’t have a hole there!”
::Takes out sock puppets::
Now…when a man loves a woman very much…
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(Am I the only one who reads that one in Greg Proops’s voice?)
“Clarice, what would you have liked to have done with the lambs?” – Dr. Hannibal Leckter
What exactly do you mean by the phrase ‘sexual relations’? - Bill Clinton
“When you get in the room, first turn the lights off. Then get under all of the covers…”