WMD..Weapons of mass drunkenness

All y’all distillers be on the watch. Uncle Sam is watching you!

http://www.thescotsman.co.uk/index.cfm?id=1070422003

No wonder they need so much money.

I feel old…

I feel like shrieking, but my poor, palsyed body lacks the strength and force…

I feel like complaining to my Congressman, but it wouldn’t do any good.

Why do this?

And…who admits to being a spy?

:smack:

Also: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214036&highlight=found

Who admits? Well, those frightfully polite Virginia spies do. Netiquette, or what? :slight_smile:

Quite a few distilleries around, though, so they will be busy. What a waste of money.