"Wolf Ass" is Probably an Understatement For This Stuff

16 million Scoville units!

Too bad the stuff’s so expensive, I’d love to try some.

Coupla things:
First, according to Wiki, Pure capsaicin is a white crystalline powder with a potency of 16,000,000 Scoville units. That’d make it pretty tough to dissolve it into a sauce and maintain 16,000,000 Scoville units.
Second, according to this incredibly annoying MSDS, capsaicin is lipophilic, not soluble in water, but soluble in Acetone, Methanol & Chloroform; probably ethanol as well. If you grow your own Habaneros, you could probably extract the capsaicin with Everclear, and then crystallize it out, pure, by adding a bit of water, and warming off the ethanol. The resultant death sauce would be a lot cheaper than $249.95 store brand, and you’d get to tell your victims that you made it yourself.

Wow! We hit the MSDS in only the second post! Face shields are next, I presume…

(You’re right. That is an unusually-annoying MSDS. What were they thinking???)

Somebody bring me a little glass of milk. I’m feeling the heat just reading about it.

Harimad-sol, spice wuss

I think I’ll try this, come fall. Face shields are a must!

“Ze goggles: zey do nothink!”

It seems to make a big deal out of nothing. To my understanding, huigh purity capsasian has always been availible for research purposes in bulk at rather moderate prices. What your paying for in a hot sauce is the stuff other than the capsasian.

Tuckerfan
I see no reason for you to stoop to utilizing lupine epithets.
Harumph !!! :smiley:

OK, I’ll admit being out of the loop. What’s MSDS mean?

Material Safety Data Sheet. Wikipedia Link

That stuff would burn a path directly through your body.

Yeah buddy, it’s time to start planning a nice pot o’ chili for upcoming Dopefests. If it doesn’t clear your sinuses and make you sweat, it’s no darn good. :smiley:

Make sure you use the Guatemalan Insanity Peppers! :smiley:

I’ll bring the candles.

The hell?

“A long time ago, in a laboratory far, far away…”

Does anyone have a link to the thread that started the phrase “wolf ass”? I’ve tried advanced search, with various combos of words, and so far have had no luck. The title started with a howl(sp?) and said somthing like “I have a serious case of wolf ass” Don’t remember who posted the OP, about eating too many spicy snack foods.

I’ve seen some posts by Guinastasia in which she talks about “wolf-ass”, IIRC.

Well, maybe the OP I mentioned didn’t start the phrase, although it’s been a couple of years, I’m sure.

But for all my searched I haven’t found it. The closest I can come in memory is
“Ah-woooo! I have a serious case of wolf ass!” And the OP, a guy, posted about the after effects of eating a bunch of hot pepper snack foods.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Sorry, but my philosophy on spices is that I only want it to burn on the way in.

dotchan, another wuss

I prefer “Ring of Fire”.

And it burns, burns, burns…