Did you see the mugshot? If this was the case, I’d bet she was going hungry.
End of old joke:
She comes home that night with $86.10. Her husband burst out laughing, asking who gave you the 10 cents?
She slumped to the floor, crying. “Every single one of them!”
Anybody want to help me market a hands-free muff mower?
So, I guess she missed the date with her boyfriend. Now they will never make the rent.
That wouldn’t have been safe! He’d have to keep an eye on the road instead of pointing the video camera at the… um… action.
I bet it stops anal leakage. Hey, I’m just trying to paint a rosy picture by turning the other cheek.
A married couple is having a fight. At one point the husband gets out a suitcase and starts packing.
The wife says “Where do you think you’re going?”
The husband replies “I’m going to Bora Bora, where the women will appreciate me. I’ve heard that they’ll pay male prostitutes a hundred bucks a pop for sex.”
At that point the wife gets out her own suitcase and starts packing.
The husband asks “Now where are you going?”
The wife answers “To Bora Bora. I want to see how you’re going to live on fifty bucks a month.”
The Register ran this story. The headline on the very first comment was
Nicked
But do we call it the Gashmaster or Cooterclipper?
If we are marketing it for vehicle use, it would just HAVE TO be called a “Fuzzbuster”
In other news, female circumcision has spread to the US.
If it attached to a vacuum cleaner, would you call it a FlowBeaver?
Or he’s pussy-whipped.
Haha. They did!
“FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said that Barnes then allegedly drove a half mile further down the road where she switched seats with her ex-husband Charles Judy so that it looked like she had not been driving.”
Wait, that wasn’t a Clerks reference?!
Heh. I meant actual driving, not post-accident switching of seats to make the dumb sap take the rap for it, but I suppose that’s a start.
And I thought that women who put on mascara or eyeliner while driving were crazy!
My kind of woman
Yeah, but he’d still have the car. Even if Toyota swapped out those floor-mats for free, is that a seat you want to be on in traffic? :eek:
Given how motivated and industrious that couple seemed to be, I’m sure some poor bastard at a car wash won’t get stuck vacuuming out her fur balls and dingle-berries. 
Scared me at first as I thought it was a picture of her “bikini area.”