Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie

[Perciful]

@VunderBob

If it attached to a vacuum cleaner, would you call it a FlowBeaver?

:smack: OMG…

[Taomist]

@drachillix

If we are marketing it for vehicle use, it would just HAVE TO be called a “Fuzzbuster”

Winner

Glad it turned out all right; it could have been a real hairy situation.

[Boyo_Jim]

@MeanOldLady

She drives a 1995 Thunderbird. Heh.

So hey, um, if she absolutely needed to shave while on the road, why couldn’t she and her ex-husband have switched seats, and he could have done the driving?

I gotta remember this fpr the next time I play Truth or Dare. “Dare? Drive down the highway while shaving your cooter.”

[kaylasdad99]

@Death_of_Rats

Her ex is riding with her while she is shaving her bits for another guy and tries to take the fall for the accident for her? That man is a trooper.

Well if she marries the new guy, it gets him off the hook for alimony. Maybe he thought it would be worth it…

[may_be_ignorant]

@tdn

You’ll notice that in the article it doesn’t say that she cut herself shaving.

I’m all for women shaving their cooters, but ladies, important safety tip: Wait until you’re at a stop light.

I really was expecting to read something about her cutting herself, which I hear can get ugly (due to the fact that pubic hair is protection against bacteria - I’ve read that some bikini waxes have lead to life threatening infections!)

I’m all for a shaved one, but while driving? Who does stuff like that?

[Morgyn]

@may_be_ignorant

I really was expecting to read something about her cutting herself, which I hear can get ugly (due to the fact that pubic hair is protection against bacteria - I’ve read that some bikini waxes have lead to life threatening infections!)

Pubic hair protects against bacteria? Now I’ll have to google to find more information, because I’ve never heard that before.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@Death_of_Rats

Her ex is riding with her while she is shaving her bits for another guy and tries to take the fall for the accident for her? That man is a trooper.

No, he’s a trouper. The guy who wrote the ticket is a trooper.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

I wonder if this ex-husband had a “Karma List.”

[Colophon]

@lieu

Scared me at first as I thought it was a picture of her “bikini area.”

Judging by the photo, I’m going to take a wild guess that the collars and cuffs don’t match too well.