I am amazed at what shows up on the “What’s new” section of Real News at Snopes.
Penis Fire Ensues.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0912burned-penis12-ON.html
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Come on, Baby!
Light my fire!
Or…not.
In her defence, she was only rubbing it with a stick.
What do you use for kindling for something like that?
It burns when I pee?
No pun intended.
Anyone know how Pinnochio discovered he was made out of wood?
His penis caught fire!
People wondered what would come after the ‘glow in the dark condom’ fad.
[Public Service Announcement] "Boys, it may be soft and wet, but don’t fuck with sterno. "[/Public Service Announcement]
Darnit! Someone always beats me to it.
This reminds me a little of the American Dad episode. As he recovers I suppose the boyfriend will have to rub lots of ointment on the affected area… several times a day. I hope he’s up to the job.
So somebody sacrificed a cock.
What else is new?
I burning your penis.
Too easy? Bah.
Man, and I thought I was bad for chucking a cell phone at my boyfriend the other day (and breaking his car window. . . yeah, my bad, but he totally deserved it). I should print this out and show him just how lucky he is to have me. 