Waffle-shaped burns on my penis

I’ve got these waffle-style burns on my penis. Care to tell me how I got them?

Some asshole’s probably going to ask me if I’ve been putting my penis in a waffle iron. How the hell should I know? Fuck you.

You paid me fifty bucks and you left the damn waffle iron in my bathroom.

The Shadow knows. Ask him.

Not with a burnt penis thank you very much.


Have you been putting your penis in a waffle iron? What kind of car do you drive?

Kinda puts a whole new spin on “leggo my eggo”, don’t it?

Japanese. Gray. Can’t remember what it’s called.

Don’t sunbathe nude under the mosquito netting anymore?

Gives a new spin to the jingle “waffly versatile”.

Have you been fucking any Belgians?

Maybe fell onto a BBQ grill while drunk? The little metal trays can get quite hot, maybe you fell on it, did a “youch!”, then fell on it again at a 90 degree angle, giving it the BBQ look?

If it’s not that, I’d recommend staying away from the crazy bitch you hooked up with last night. :slight_smile:

Ok, I gotta know. If you don’t know where your penis has been, how the hell are we supposed to know? :eek:

Ok I’m going to get in trouble laughing at work snerk

Whatever the eventual outcome of this thread, it has made my personal list of all-time classics. Well played, sir.

If “burns” = “raised welts”. :frowning:

[Kool Moe Dee] Go to the doctor [off/Kool Moe Dee]

:mad:I put your dick in the waffle iron, and I’d do it again!:mad:

You met a girl with waffle-maker for a vagina.

The Wages of Gin are Death.

Also, a waffle-ized ding-dong.

I said I’d never tell, but…

That was my question in the thread that inspired this one.