As is usual for my morning routine, I groggily walked into the laundry room and set up the ironing board, turned on the iron, and waited for it to heat up- all of this while nude.
When the alert on the iron sounded to let me know it was ready, I started ironing my shirt. Since I’m above average in the penis length department (and more of a shower than a grower), I tend to hang a little low. Let me tell you, fellow men, that there are times when above average size is BAD. Unfortunately, I came a little too close to the edge of the ironing board and seared a very sensitive part of my anatomy. I spent the next 10-15 minutes trying to cool the burn and ease the pain caused by a much too close encounter with an iron.
Even now as I type this post there is painful throbbing. Oy.
Please, gentlemen, learn from my mistake. DO NOT IRON IN THE NUDE!
Somebody (and I suppose it’ll be me) should point out that ironing in the nude is less stupid than ironing the clothes while you’re still wearing them.
Get some aloe vera on it, that stuff works wonders.I’m kind of hurting just reading about it. I would also advise you not to work with hot oil/grease or boiling water while nude.
I’m sorry, I have to point out that this is wrong. The only way to ease the pain from a burn is to remove the heat. Use ice or cold water. Aloe or any lotion serves to insulate the burn and allows more tissue damage.
Once the “heat” has been taken out of the burn, you can use aloe to help with the healing, but until then, only ice or cold water.
Heh. Not to brag, but I wouldn’t fit in a vacuum cleaner hose.
Anyway, the soreness is mostly gone, now. Although, it was uncomfortable to walk around at work this morning. The burn site is not very asthetic, though.
