Woman Lives Undetected in Man's Closet in Japan for a Year

[E-Sabbath]

There is a man living in my deep closet.

No, I’m not joking. He’s my old landlord, the one that lost his house and I had to leave in 30 days. I let him stay for a month, once. It’s two years later. He won’t leave. I have no idea how to make him leave, without severe damage to my apartment and belongings. He’s a good guy, and a friend, but I’d like him to find his own place. Or at least chip in on the rent.

[sleestak]

@velvetjones

That’s the stupidest thing ever, a file photo of a closet? And, really, who puts their jeans on hangers?

Um, I do.

It’s easier to get to them.

Slee

[eleanorigby]

I do, too. Where does someone who doesn’t do this keep their jeans? In a drawer?
The floor?

[CalMeacham]

I do, too. Where does someone who doesn’t do this keep their jeans? In a drawer?
The floor?

You drape them over the woman living in your closet.
Duh!!

[eleanorigby]

@CalMeacham

You drape them over the woman living in your closet.
Duh!!

:smack:

THAT’S what she’s there for! Like the crone who lurks in the ladie’s room at posh restaurants–I get it now!

[Kythereia]

I think the woman in my closet eats my laundry. It’s the only explanation for my socks.

(You know, this whole situation could make a good dark romantic comedy…)

[Siam_Sam]

@Ale

I feel very sorry for that woman, I know she was traspassing but if it would had been my home I couldn´t kick her out in the street.

Whether I kicked her out or not might depend largely on what she looked like, hehehe.

I keep my jeans on hangers. Or at least some of them, after running out of space elsewhere. I need to clean out the closet. Hey! Maybe I’ll find …

[BMalion]

@Kythereia

I think the woman in my closet eats my laundry. It’s the only explanation for my socks.

(You know, this whole situation could make a good dark romantic comedy…)

Kind of like The Bliss of Miss Blossom.

[TokyoBayer]

@CalMeacham

I like the fact that they felt compelled to include a photo of a closet, as if we wouldn’t get the idea. And it’s a file photo of a closet – not the actual closet the woman was hiding in. I’m glad. The file photo looks a little bare, and she would’ve had a hard time hiding in it. What she would neeed would be a deep closet, like my wife’s, which the cats spend a lot of time hiding in.

The Japanese style room (with tatami mats) that she hid in has two closets, with the upper section which is 50 cm (about 20 in) tall. It was an unused room and the man must never have looked into it.