I didn’t post this the first time around. Looks like some other people broke the seal on the disgusting baby jokes so I’ll pile on another.
What’s red and puffy and taps on glass?
A baby in a microwave.
How long does it take for it to explode?
I don’t know I was too busy masturbating.
Wouldn’t it be funny if someone posted a link to this thread here:
The defendant plans (big surprise here) an insanity defense: Video News - CNN
Just wait until **Gordan Ramsey **finds out she used microwave! Not to mention that the baby was past its expiration date and had mold on it.
I know! becuse these babby cant fright back