Woman pried from toilet after two years

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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All commentary must contain at least one pun.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

It took a lot of moral fiber to pull her out of that, and I’m impressed he dealt with her as long as he did, considering what the neighbors have probably been colon’ her.

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I bet she was pissed.

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This is I think the third thread following the original. The original is still on the front page.