Suddenly, two small words–“in here”–made it tremendously interesting. Where are you posting from?
Never mind, don’t answer. For now, I’m going to assume it’s from inside a steampunk submarine deep in the crevasses of the ocean while giant squid drift languidly by the portholes. But I reserve the right to change my assumptions :).
How long did it take you to come up with that inspired bit of prose?
One time, for twenty minutes.
Same camel?
Not following you. I may be a natural writebro, but I’m not always the best readbro.
Sorry, it was a complete non sequitor.
Didn’t have 20 minutes.
Just this one time, take 20 minutes.
That’s some pretty obscure stuff, man. Camel remark turned out to be spot on … 
Obscure?! Why, that’s one of the major memes of the boards! In fact, it’s in the top three:
Sheesh. Kids these days, no appreciation for the classics.
“The classics” are for conservatives. Bunch of DWMs …
I’m not dead yet!
Two out of three ain’t bad.
Squids drift? I always thought they, like, jet-propulsioned.
Except for when they’re carried in the jaws of sperm whales, that is. 
Not about this case but if anyone tried to rape me, I would kill them twice over come hell or high water.
I had a teacher say he wanted to bash me up he said he would take me out in the bush in front of the class twice in grade 8, fact is I would of cleaned him up before he knew it.
He was crying about how I bashed 3 in my grade who had all attacked me, but he did not believe me and I was thinking if he did bash me, I’d get him back.
I have this stupid mate down the road, who I said after hearing of some puss bag that raped a 4 yo girl and I remember seen that little girl that morning with that bloke and I said that If anyone raped anyone of my kids I would kill them come hell or high water, he jumped up directly and said you would get 20 years for that!
I said I would do it standing on my head !