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Put your gun down son.
at the risk of thoroughly pissing off the animal lovers, I do need to point out one fact: house cats are an introduced species in England and the United States which cause incredible environmental damage. If they weren’t cute, there would be a bounty on them like so many other introduced species.
I like it. Since people can’t be counted on to be decent naturally, maybe the fear of “maybe this will get filmed and show up on the internet” will give them a little nudge to at least ACT like a decent person.
If she didn’t intend for the cat to come to any harm, why didn’t she go back and let it out at some point? She’s lower than pond scum and I don’t mind at all that everyone knows she is lower than pond scum. That is the result of acting like a shit and getting caught. Don’t be a shit and you won’t get your video posted all over the internet, lose your job and be depressed. If she had just ignored the cat and her crazy impulse to put it in a trash can, her life would be right as rain right now. She has no one to blame but herself.
I hope she’s spending a lot of time thinking “wow, if only I had just NOT been a shit, this wouldn’t have happened.”
The best way, and most sporting, way to kill a cat is with a bag of Ace assorted size rubber bands. They almost seem to be made for that purpose.
If you want to participate in this sport, you will need:
(1) cat (you can rent a trap, $5/day, and bait it with tuna, $1.19/can).
(1) bag of Ace assorted rubber bands (about $2.99 usd)
What other sport can you get into for under $20?
Trap the cat in a live-catch trap, using the tuna for bait. Carry the trap, containing the cat, into a house, with all doors and windows closed, and open the trap.
If kitty runs to you and meows, this cat is much too trusting, but not all is lost. Pick kitty up by the scruff of the neck and shake him, then hold him out at arm’s length and spin him around and around and let him go. You can amuse yourself watching him run sideways for a while, and hopefully he will eventually hide somewhere. If kitty doesn’t want to get out of the trap, hold the door open with one of the rubber bands, or a bread tie, pick it up and shake it until kitty falls out. If you can successfully drop kick kitty before he hits the ground, give yourself a few extra points.
With kitty either hidden, or far enough away from you to make use of a range weapon appropriate, it is time to load up your first weapon and get ready for the hunt. Get one of the smallest size rubber bands (1/32"), place it onto your index finger (if you are left-handed, place it on the right finger, and vice versa), just under the fingernail, pull it back with the middle finger of your other hand, point it toward kitty, and release. The smallest rubber bands are specifically made for hitting ears and noses, kitty’s most sensitive parts. Ready? Let’s do it! Fire away! Give yourself two points for each direct hit to an ear or a nose.
When you are out of the smallest size of rubber bands, move up to the next size (1/16"). These are made for hitting the anus (hey, why would they put their tails in the air unless they enjoyed it?), the testicles (male cats only, obviously), the nipples, the tip of the tail, and the eyes. Some cats may have sensitive whiskers as well, but, of course, those are fun to hit with any size. Give yourself three points for each hit to an anus, testicle, tip of tail, eye, or whisker.
When you have run out of that size, it is time to go to the 1/8". These are general-purpose bands. Give yourself a point for any hit! Have fun with it.
Hopefully your kitty is still full of spunk and trying to run away! If not, just skip this step and go to the end of the hunt. If you’ve exhausted your supply of 1/8" rubber bands, though, and kitty is still running or trying to hide, it’s time to break out the big guns! Notice that there are only a few of the 1/4" rubber bands in the bag. That’s because these are for the final coups de grace. You must hit kitty’s head, just behind and beneath the eye. If you do, kitty will be knocked unconscious, and the hunt is a success!
The hunt ends, of course, with kitty’s merciful death, or with his freedom. If you have not knocked him out, and he is still trying to run or fight, you must open the door and let him out. Believe me, you want such a cat to be trapped, to hunt again! If kitty has collapsed into a shivering ball, has rubbed up against your leg and meowed, despite the abuse, or you have knocked kitty out with a 1/4" rubber band head shot, kitty must die! Pick him up by the head and impart a spinning, snapping motion to the body, and the neck will be broken. Find a good taxidermist and have the head mounted on a plaque!
You know, Morella, the “don’t be a jerk” rule applies even in the Pit. Describing and advocating animal torture is being a jerk, especially when it’s pretty apparent that many people are quite fond of the sort of animal in question.
Good. I hope the bitch suffers.
OK, that explains why everyone has been so friendly to me.
I’m fond of cats as well, on the grill with a little honey barbeque sauce.
It’s the warm, friendly persona you’ve adopted here that has endeared you to so many.
In other news, the Catholic Church released a statement today stating that committing suicide-by-mod does not in fact confer martyr status upon you.
Then, conservatively, 90% of America’s population (those who consume meat) are sociopaths. Maybe you believe humans need animal meat to live and therefore it’s not sociopathic; but killing and eating an animal is none-the-less cruel. Interesting how human beings treat living beings with lesser brain function. More interesting is how they justify it. I’m pretty sure the distinction is the furry tail. It’s fine, by most people’s standards (even yours, I bet) to kill and eat a chicken or a cow (they’re so tasty, I know) but inhumane, insane, and evil to put a cat inside a litter bin. Cat: furry tail; Chicken: no furry tail. I sometimes kinda hope a more intellectual, stronger race of space beings begins killing and eating humans for their sustenance. I would love to hear us argue that they can’t do that; and by “can’t” I mean shouldn’t.
*I’m am neither defending the lady nor advocating animal torture. I think what she did is reprehensible.
Excellent username/post synchronicity.
At least killing animals for food serves an important purpose, and although I’m sure it’s hardly a painfree process by any means I am unaware of pain and suffering being deliberately inflicted in the abattoirs for the sole purpose of inflicting pain and suffering. This woman hurt an animal for the sole purpose of hurting an animal. She thought its suffering was funny. That’s the sociopathy, right there.