Woman wants me to shave my bird and get a penile implant

[elfkin477]

*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock *
**Are you sure it’s a swallow? Maybe it’s a spit. **

No silly, a spitz is a dog Even a toddler can tell the difference between a bird and a dog

[Einmon]

*Originally posted by astro *
Penile extensions are fairly gruesome surgical procedures … <snip>

Nah…I think you don’t know what you’re saying. I’ve had it on authority of Mr Youc andoit and Mr Itseasy who assured me via my hotmail account that I, too, could easily get my penis enlarged.

And as soon as the money from Nigeria comes in, I plan to give it a try. Female Schmemale.

[Einmon]

The <snip> I added to the quote above now really cracks me up, by the way.

[Aro]

Beer in a bag…

My first experience with beer in a bag was a classic case of poor luck. Upon being asked how much beer I wanted, “Duo Shao,” I replied, “Wu Kuai,” so that the vendor would approximate the amount of beer to match five yuan. That she did, but because the keg was at its bottom she was only able to give me half the amount asked for and it was the most foamy, apparently stale beer I had ever seen. She did, however, tap another keg and then filled the remainder. Feeling like the dilution ratio may have compensated for the bad taste expected from the bottom of the keg beer, I happily strolled away for home proudly flaunting my beer in a bag and my beer gut. Upon arriving at home I immediately put this mystery stuff to the test and to what should not have been my surprise, beer in a bag was the most foul-tasting substance I have ever willingly put in my mouth.

[Lobsang]

Funnily enough - inside the box of wine there is a bag. so you can at least get bags of wine.

[Lobsang]

Whoops.
DIdn’t mean to bump this thread. Didn’t think. Sorry.