What is wrong with women these days. I am nice to her and don’t provoke her and she tells me this stuff.
Um.
So is your bird really hairy, or what?
not really, atleast I didn’t think so. She likes her men’s pubic areas to be #1 cuts. So I ran home and did that, but now she wants it shorn clean and my penis much larger.
I hope she is just teasing me and not just making fun of me.
The implant’s gonna fuck up it’s aerodynamics.
Nothing’s wrong with “women”. Hell, I can’t remember any woman ever asking me to shave my nuts and get an extension. Not that I’m bragging or anything.
Hey, you could always say, “OK baby, if you wouldn’t mind getting <name the enhancement of your dreams here>”. If she refuses, you’re off the hook. If she goes for it,
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Oh. Bird is apparently slang for your penis, yes?
Because otherwise, I wasn’t really understanding this.
Tell her your penis is already larger than average; her problem must be that she has an overlarge hootchie-coo.
Okay, understandeable. I would understand if she was getting alot of action lately but she hasn’t had sex in 2 years and she demands I have a very very trimmed pubic area and more penis…I think she was joking about the penis thing. When did women get all hung up on the pubic hairs?
She is 6’1" tall and I’m only 5"7"…so that might explain a few things.
Goddam fumblefingers I am. Let’s try again.
Nothing’s wrong with “women”. Hell, I can’t remember any woman ever asking me to shave my nuts and get an extension. Not that I’m bragging or anything.
Hey, you could always say, “OK baby, if you wouldn’t mind getting <name the enhancement of your dreams here>”. If she refuses, you’re off the hook. If she goes for it, score!
Note: the above was written by my alter ego, Insensitive Man, and in no way reflects the attitude or behavior of El_Kabong, Inc.
Well which is it… are you 5 inches or 7?
The thing is, I don’t tease her about her huge ass…even though I could easily do that.
What the fuck is the OP talking about?
If she’s asking him to get his knob extended, lieu, I’m venturing neither.
True. That’s why you go for the deluxe model with the spoiler and air dam.
Don’t forget the new oversized exhaust pipe!
Schoooooooools out for summer! 
I’ve got two suggestions for you, intarweb man, and they’re based on mutually exclusive (and contradictory) suppositions:
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Break off the relationship immediately. It’s doomed to failure if both of you actually have the opinion of the other that you’re demonstrating in this thread. Both of you should swear off relationships with anything more evolved than sea monkeys until you can appreciate another person.
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Stop posting to this message board until your mental age and maturity exceed that of your shoe size. Because, frankly, it appears you’re making this whole scenario up as a way to yank chains.
Would that make him/her a yanker?
Less pubic hair can make the penis look bigger, no?