Last semester I was in the parking lot at school when I spotted a woman walking down a nearby aisle. At first it looked like she was topless but then as she came closer it turned out she was wearing a flesh-colored shirt. The bizarre thing about this shirt was for all intents and purposes it looked like two cloth bags sewn together with straps/laces/whatever that tied in the back. The woman was fairly buxom, and had no bra on. Watching her stroll past on a cold December morning had me so distracted I accidentally locked my keys in my car.
It was as if her shirt was painted on; I was rather surprised at how form-fitting it was. What the hell are these shirts? It wasn’t even bra-like in its functionality; as she walked by she was bouncing all over the place. I should reiterate that it was quite cold that morning as well.
Since no one’s asked for this, I suppose I’ll have to be the first: I’ve never heard of such a shirt, do you have a cite? Particularly one with lots of photographic evidence?
I wish- I suppose I should have put this in GQ but I didn’t think anyone would take it seriously (apparently nobody has anyway )
It was very provocative looking; and the color of the shirt made her honestly look topless. I guess with college and all, people are more apt to express themselves, but this was a significant jaw-dropper for me.
You know there are websites out there where people paint up women as if they were wearing clothes and then having them walk about in public and photographing them.
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to be wearing something like that anyway.