Erm, just to be clear, I’m not trying to insult you at all… I just got a mental picture of going to the pharmacy and them just scooping up a fistfull of some sort of… goop… and then handing it to you still dripping. Maybe dropping it into a plastic bag.
I completely trust my boyfriend, but I would still much rather have reliable birth control for me that has no side effects whatsoever. Even the super ultra low dose stuff is terrible for me.