Evil woman + Evil penis = oh lord, it’s been a while, how does that go again?
Listen, women are great. Evil? Maybe sometimes. So what? Women are soft, sweet, tough, beautiful, strong, independent, nurturing, funny, warm, kissable, delicious, thoughtful, caring, mysterious, physical and generally magnificent that I can’t even think straight around most of them.
No amount of stupid pseudo-math or moronic philosophizing can change it. Even if you get the “math” right the first time. I love women. Hey, can’t you take 'em? Then hole up somewhere and stop bending their ears with drivel. We gentlemen would like to share with them the glory of their company.
Isn’t it that the love of money is the root of all evil? (I’m guessing square-root here rather than cube-root or somesuch). This should still fit in the equation… but I don’t know how to get a square-root sign with vB. 
You know, the OP makes the thought I had bright and early this morning “If you turn on your new computer does that make you a technological pedaphile?” seem…almost reasonable.
{sym}alt+0214 (on your keypad){/sym} with square brackets rather than curly ones.
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Not if (Money) = 2
And sorry, TheOtherOne but just admit now that you did not derive that equation yourself. It’s been around for years and years…although I love trying to pass it off as my own work. And officially, it is (Time) x (Money) = Girls. In fact, go to http://www.manswers.net to see the equation under the “Quicktips” section.
Addendum:
If
(Money) = 2, it is generally accepted that
(Girls) = 0, so either way you are screwed.
Yup. And her name was Tia Maria.
Wow, this has gone on longer than I expected it too!
Don’t worry, I have now agreed with myself to never post drunk again…mostly…
Carry on.
[sub]Just for the record, I do love women. They just get to me sometimes. I suppose it comes with the territory.
I’m not evil. Just wickedly delightful. 
That sums up most of the she-devils I know…
They say women don’t usually excel at math.
Dunno if that’s true cause my bank staff is all women at the moment.
Norm: “Women…can’t live with 'em…pass the beer nuts.”
Cliff: “Boy, you said it, Normy.”
Norm: “No, seriously, pass the beer nuts. I’m starvin’ over here.”
Make money your God and it will hound you like the devil.
Anyone with money to burn will always find him/herself surrounded by people with matches.