I had initially closed this thread with the thought that it started in needlessly prurient territory and had little chance of going elsewhere. I reconsidered and re-opened it this morning with the hope that there would be attempts to seriously address the OP’s question without taking the thread in an unnecessary direction. And while I appreciate those that did provide sincere feedback, some of the posts since the brief reopening have put me back in my original state of mind.
So, at the risk of causing whiplash for all involved, I’m closing this yet again. This is not to suggest that no discussion of sex can take place on the boards generally, or in IMHO specifically. But I don’t see a bright future for this thread, and I think the risks outweigh any potentially benefit.