Well, sure – if you’re going to stipulate that a woman is naked from the waist down and penetration is taking place. The point is that, while putting pressure on the cervix may be as painful as doing the same to testicles (although I don’t think anyone can say for sure), it only happens in situations that are much rarer. For instance, I’ve been temporarily hobbled simply because I wasn’t “sitting well” in my jeans and some “clippage” occurred. Unless a woman is an anatomical oddity, I think it’s safe to say things like that don’t happen.
One time I was riding somebody’s brother’s bike and slipped off the seat.
It hurt. BAD. Right on my poor clitoris. OWWWWWWWWWW…
::snerk::
Stephen King is the best . . .
How the heck can you tell if a woman is ticklish, if you don’t give a couple of test tickles?
It took me a minute . . . but I got it! 
. . . Me neither. We guys are not generally aware of it ourselves.
I’m going to clear this up now: ovaries are the counterpart of testicles. Ovaries do get squeezed sometimes during pelvic exams, and it’s not pleasant. But we women are smart enough to keep our gonads on the inside. 
Personally, I like getting my cervix bumped (not slammed) during sex. Size matters.
Testicles are fun to watch up close, play with, and suck, but I don’t like them shaved either. Why do guys shave their pubes anyway? All that pheremone-goodness gone to waste.
I don’t enjoy getting ball-flashed by some icky stranger going commando in shorts, sitting with his legs open wide.
I missed this. Dartos? Instant username!
[Pablo Fransisco]
Juevo Splash, for the man who shaves his juevos.
Juevo Splash, you sexy muthafuggah!
[/Pablo Fransisco]
You know a man truely loves you when he lets you put his balls in a vise.
Just sayin’.
They are?! I’m at work, and I’m having a hard time stopping myself from getting 'em out to check.
I do not advocate shaving off ALL pubes either, but I don’t understand why you would prefer unshaved testicles to shaved testicles. In my mind, pubic hair on the testicles is ancillary to pubic hair in general due to differences in distribution. Pubic hair grows relatively thick and uniformly around the entire pubic region OTHER THAN on the testicles, where it’s typically much thinner. Testicles are not the most eye-pleasing gems in the first place, and I’ve always felt that long wisping pubic hairs thinly dispersed across the circumference do not flatter them whatsoever. I felt that a sleeker more stream-lined appearance would flatter my testicles as much as possible, and therefore shave them from time to time.
So there’s still plenty of “pheromone-goodness” to go around, and some smooth aero-dynamic testicles for all to enjoy!
Speak for yourself! I amused myself for most of my teen years watching them, like it was my own personal science project. In between rounds of, well, you know…
I think you’re right.
Try trimming, (on level 1 or 2, if you use level 0 it’s as same as shaving) , but gently. Trust me, they get more comfortable. Think of it as less packaging, hence more movement space.
Do Zombies have testicles?
I’m more interest in whether corkboard is still watching his testicles move after five years.
Regards,
Shodan
If they haven’t stopped, why should he?
Edited: grrrr zombie balls.
Would any dopers of the female persuasion care to eexplain why this is so?