Ankles on your hips? I’m hurting just thinking about that!
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*Originally posted by Redboss *
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You have to see ‘King of the Hill’. It is a hilarious (and fairly accurate) representation of life in Texas.
People in Texas are always trying to judge your manhood…never show weakness!!
It is not like I got this question a lot - just a few times.
I just tried to cross my legs at the knees, and I mashed my testicles something fierce.
Thank you SO MUCH for making me curious about the subject.
[sub]I have to go soak in glacier water now[/sub]
Just my general opinion…
In referring to the etiquette involved in women crossing their legs. “Ladies, always cross their legs at the ankles.” etc, blah blah blah.
I have no resources… BUT, I"d be willing to bet this little tradition originated from the Victorian times and earlier because “good” women were not supposed to have ANY sexual feelings
and a lot of women tend to masturbate by crossing their legs and applying pressure in that general area and apparently it doesnt take much to feel a tingle…“heaven forbid!”
I would assume this little etiquette rule was started just to keep women from getting themselves into a predicament.
You may have noticed most of the “bad women” in movies etc, tend to cross their knees and do a lot swinging and swaying with their legs… hmmmmm
Whatdya think??
I’ll cross my right knee over my left knee when I’m sitting and playing a guitar. Particularly the acoustic. I get more access to where I need to be than standing with a strap, actually.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I just tried it (TMI?), and I couldn’t feel anything remotely sexual. Maybe it’s just me.
In Vancouver, there is a notorious kook who rides the #7 Fraser Street line. Whenever he sees a woman crossing their legs, he runs over, gets in their face, and starts yelling “Never cross your legs! 14 Children die every year from crossing their legs! The blood can’t circulate! When I was 6 years old, I was almost paralysed-- The doctor said ‘Never cross your legs!’” I used to think that his motivation was somehow sexual, but I have seen him give the same tirade to a man. He won’t stop until the person puts their feet flat on the floor, or he is subdued by other passengers.
And it’s good form to spread 'em!
What’s with you guys, always squishing your freakin’ testicles. Pain is supposed to teach you.
My only problem is that they hang down into the toilet water.
[sub]So that’s how you do that.[/sub]
Thanks, Cervaise, for the laugh and the lesson.
Peace,
mangeorge
I think it’s for reasons of modesty.
My husband makes me wear very short skirts, and I’m never allowed to cross my legs.
Stimulation is an interesting angle though.
It may take some practice to do it inconspicuously, but every guy I’ve ever seen do this who wasn’t wearing boxers had a sort of “scoop and lift” hand motion immediately prior to the crossing of the legs which kept him from squishing his bits.
Er, well, not to go into TMI land, but it’s equally as much fun to put your knees tightly together and do your Kegel exercises (tightening the muscles of the pelvic floor). Course, neither is so much fun that I’d rather sit around and do that on a Friday night.
Corr
God Bless Mr. Kegel. I will never forget the girl that introduced us. Oooh… here comes a new thread.