Because I watched Labyrinth too many times in my younger days.
I do. It’s interesting. You know, some big burly guy seems to not have much to share and yet some little scrawny guy appears to be well hung. And like SeaDragonTattoo said, I like men and I like their junk. Why wouldn’t I make a discreet peek if I had the chance?
Maybe it’s your superhero costume; Jim wore a Superman costume one year, and damn if that isn’t…revealing. I think he ended up wearing a cup with it so as to not scare the children. 
Eh, I’m curious about everything so if some walks into my line of vision, I’ll have a look. But it doesn’t mean I’m interested … the only set I’m interested in is the one attached to my husband!
I think women who look are cross checking urban legends----you now, big wrists = big whatever; big nose = big whatever. I think they’re gathering data for their thesis or maybe for their friends. Or maybe they aren’t really looking at all and guys just think they are because that’s what they want to think. Or even who knows? Or cares?
I’m just checking for weapons is all.
Mine’s not junk.
Well, you know that technology where several low resolution pictures can be processed to get a much clearer and detailed picture? When y’all move, sometimes even loose slacks reveal something. I especially like when I can spot the corona pressing a line against the fabric. At the least, I can often tell to which side a man “dresses”.
I think men are hoping and wishing women would check out their junk.
The only time I’ve found myself looking at the junk of a guy who was wearing more than underwear, it was a coworker whose junk seemed to take an inordinate amount of space. I always wondered whether he was uncomfortable.
I’m a lot more likely to check other items in the neighborhood: belly or lack thereof, fit of trousers, ohmygawd who dresses him is he colorblind… or merely passing by on my way from hair to shoes. It’s just not a spot I check. After all, most guys dress specifically in a way that doesn’t show it off - and I’m not interested on those who try to show it off.
We gotta get it started somewhere!
I don’t. I figure all men have pretty much the same thing down there, anyway, and if a given man’s junk is ever my concern, I’ll see it at the appropriate time.
I would appreciate it if you’d be a little more sensitive in the future about discussing hot coffee in the vicinity of my crotch. 
That’s just wrong, man. Did they look at your pancake turner too???
Well, I don’t mean to be checking out your junk. I’m just trying to get you to turn around so I can check out your ass.
This combo of post and username cannot go unnoted.
Noted.
I KNOW! Man, what’s up with all these women? I can’t walk down the street without feeling the intense stares at my junk! I mean, I know my junk is something to behold, being quite enormous and aesthetically appealing and all, but, damn, why do all these women have to be so craven about it? Just once, I’d like to be acknowledged for something besides my freakishly fascinating phallus.
Ladies, my eyes are up here…^
From my question you took me trying to advertise on the internet I have a big cock ?
What exactly would that accomplish for me if that was intent ?
I was just curious about female behaviour as to why they look when theres nothing to discern because of what I wear.
So, relax Tex.
In what context, exactly?
I can only imagine two scenarios:
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you’re one of those guys, you know the ones who sit with their knees far apart. In body language it’s a dominance display (and often for the benefit of other men), but it does serve to catch the eye too. Women rarely sit like this, and might glance to see if there’s a reason you need to spread your legs so far apart.
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you’re tall, and tend to stand while talking to women who are sitting, which is a bit rude because you’ve putting her in the position to either need to crane her neck to speak to you, or have your crotch at eye-level.
So, one of these things, or are they standing and actively glancing down at your crotch?