Welcome!
Afraid not. Please send your account number and pin to the email found under my profile. 
How about precious stones?
I like that rule!
Stay away from Hal. I been to Ireland. You gots sheep there.
Welcome, An Gadaí!
Please do not be alarmed by the unusually-high number of marriages, gunfights, and kitten pictures here. It’s all okay. There’s nothing at all to be worried about.
Now if you’ll come this way, we have a welcoming banquet laid on in Room 101.
How did you know my mortal fear was food?
I can help you with that. I’m okay with food: I can cope. I’m very brave that way. Send it all to me!
I just might.