I’m listening to the dulcet tones of my tumble-dryer whooshing my clothes dry with some background ambience of The Price is Right.
I’ll pull out my guitar later. 
My guitar is so out of tune that I can’t be bothered to play. Of course, I’m a nitpicker and my uncle David always teases me that we “aren’t playing a damn symphony.” Alas. I’ve polished off half this first bottle now. I guess that’s about 750 ml. at this point. Woo hoo, I’ll sleep good tonight.
Please do not go to sleep with your head on the keyboard, especially if your nose rests upon the ENTER key.
We’ll just laugh loudly at you tomorrow, and loud will be the last thing you need.
Heh. What sucks is I’ve reached the point of the desire of female companionship. That’s the last thing I need right now.
On the street, the cardboard boxes are discarded and the remaining mylar bag o’ wine is called a “Space Bag”. Apparently, its the modern goatskin.
I would NOT go out cruising the bars if I were you. Stay home in front of your computer, safe and warm in the knowledge that any mischief you get up to here will only be notorious as long as it stays on the front page.
Hahahahahhahahahahahahaa
Space Bag is quite a nice term for it. We call it Goon here, and the preferred dispensing method is via a straw.
Hah. I’m content staying here and making a fool of myself digitally amongst those who have never seen my face. No driving away on some damn fool pussy escapade. However, I have to say I think I’m reaching my point of drowsiness. I may have to hit the sack soon. It’s juuust about 3 am here, well past my bedtime.
There’s a sig line in that somewhere…
Pussy Escapade sounds like a good name for a band to me. Either way, I’m turning in. G’night, my Aussie friends.
Night cobber.
Night John-Boy.
Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
I hope you had a very good time, then
And, let me add my voice to those who are saying that you seem to get some pretty cheap booze in Nashville.
And who would have thought that Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon would go well with a Turkey, cursed or not.
:: SSNNOORREE ::
Ok, kambuckta, take this razor and shave his head. I’ll go find a permanent marker …
VODKA?!!?? Anyone got vodka??
Oh poo…
Thash wat Eye gesh fer beeing late, i geesshh.
You said you weren’t gonna drink it all last night, so… didja save any for me? I love Yellow Tail wine, too. You should try the chardonnay.
LOTS left. We could have a Dopefest in Nashvegas and all get trashed on cheap wine! I’ll bring the Franzia!!
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Already Pilon was thinking how stupendously drunk he could get on three liters of wine . . .
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I’ll bring some boxes of Hardy’s Chardonnay and some Two Buck Chuck!
I AM THE THREAD KILLER!!
I count six right now! Hot DAWG.