I rather enjoyed this bit:
So he’s following Harrelson with a camera, while telling somebody on the phone that Harrelson is chasing him? 
And this bit:
So … the lawyer intends to tell his clients to stop chasing Woody with cameras?
ETA: Reminds me of that old chestnut, “Doc, it hurts when I do this!” “Then stop doing that!”
God, I hate paparazzi. Glad I’m not famous.
Excuse me, but Harrelson’s defense is that he seriously thought the photog was a zombie?!?
Ooooo kay.
that was my favourite part.
i was still in the mindset of the character. naturally i thought he was a zombie!
naturally! who wouldn’t. can’t wait for the court case.
by now with all the altercations betwix paparazzi and their prey, one would think there would be laws by now.
i get tensed up just seeing the way they all gather around cars. thinking someone is going to get run down. there really should be an xxx feet limit between the person and the camera. it is a very unsafe thing
Sorry, I think I’m in the wrong thread!
Q
Not sure why he thought they were zombies but screw the paparazzi anyway. Come to think of it, an actors worst nightmare just might be zombie paparazzi.
Any idea how high Woody Harrelson is most of the time? I actually believe him.
-Joe
I think this would make a great movie. A comedy, of course. Zombie paparazzi surrounding entertainers cars and tearing their flesh off when they exit. Cast Ben Stiller as a Tom Cruise type, and he’s jumping on Oprah’s couch shouting “The zombie-paparazzi ate my wife”. I’d have to offer Woody his costar, since he mentioned it. But Woody Harrelson probably wouldn’t want to do a second zombie movie. No matter how high he is.
One paparazzo’s camera is a small price to pay for a world safe from zombies.