It’s Saturday, 7:53pm GMT, and a mate of mine has just phoned me. His mate is a sports agent representing several members of England’s Euro 2000 squad - and he’s desperate for help. My name is now in the frame to spend three weeks, all flights and expenses paid, as an assistant to the England football team in Euro 2000!!! Tickets to all England matches included!!!
mattk – Team England spit bucket boy.
'Grats.