Hey, you know that just means I can park mine wherever I want and the owner rarely minds. Plus you ever see one of those get pulled over for speeding or anything?
I hope you haven’t turned in your letter yet. You mispelled “You” in the second sentence. Don’t want those kinds of mistakes to turn around and bite you on the ass.
Well I ordered the peins pills and the breast enlarging pills. After all they are both guaranteed. What can I lose? I’ll keep you posted on the progress. Luckily I don’t fall for those get rich quick scams. Mongo smart.
http://www.thespamletters.com/search.php?search=Nigerian
Jonathan Lands writes some damn good funny stuff.
Sorry. I meant Jonathan Land.
You people are suckers! I’m going to make big money working from home. As soon as I’ve sent off for the motivational video, and gotten together $200 for the starter kit, and recruited ten other people to do the same. Yep, I’ll be rolling around in a giant mound of cash, just like Scrooge McDuck!
Pshaw. You’re all a bunch of chumps. While you’re frittering away your time trying to make money on the Internet, I’m kickin’ it old school: buying up depressed properties with no money down. Why, my current net worth is in the millions! And I just love being my own boss! That $500 for the starter kit was money well spent.
Oh, come on. Amway is the way to go.
The rest of you are all weiners.
That letter from “Bush” was classic. Having it in all caps really added to it’s credibility. I gotta send it to my almost-sister-in-law, just for shits and giggles. That girl’ll believe anything. I wouldn’t let her send anything of course, but it’ll be cool to watch her get all excited and tell all of her friends how important she is, then watch her bang her head against the wall muttering “stupid, stupid!” when they all start laughing and pointing. Serves her right for clogging up my inbox daily with bullshit emails and ALWAYS. TYPING. IN. CAPS!!!
I’m such a bitch. evil laugh
Ha-rumph!! We prefer to call it a multi-level marketing opportunity, thank you very much. Excuse me while I go roll around in my jacuzzi filled with ten dollar gold coins…
I sure hope that wire transfer with the Nigerian millions comes in soon. I wrote a cheque for my herbal remedies distributorship and it won’t clear if the transfer isn’t there.
But the herbal remedies distributorship is DEFINITELY totally the way to go as a backup plan.
**Back up plan? ** The only back up plan you need is Jay-Sus!
I will pray for your soul, you my close personal friend **Richday **! How much is your soul worth? Write out a check and Send it to me at:
Pastor Bob
2312 Kudzu
C/O Fire & Brimstone Evangelical-Pentecostal-Fundamental-Raelian Church of the Holy Brotherhood of Jay-Sus.
Tranquility Shores Trailer Park
Baton Rouge, LA
There’s a very funny site somewhere (damned if I can find it now, unfortunately) which has loong email exchanges between scammers and the guys who run the site, who toy with them.
These guys start corresponding with the Nigerians, and play them at their own game: always seeming to be just on the point of paying an advance fee to the Nigerians for something or another but of course never quite doing it.
In the finale of one long email exchange, the scammers were sent an executable which the scam-scammers said contained an encoded password with which the Nigerians could supposedly collect some money that the scam-scammers said had been wired using Western Union (or whoever).
Of course the executable contained a virus, hopefully wiping the scammers hard drive.
Mangetout, I’m disappointed in you. The very first line of your proposal said that it was to be kept STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. Do you think that Dr. Ahmed won’t discover your treachery in sharing this delicate financial negotiation with 30,000 of your closest friends on the SDMB? I bet when he finds out the whole deal will be off. I mean, here are the rest of us, slaving away at stuffing envelopes and buying real estate, trying to scrounge up a few measly bucks so we can enlarge our schlongs, and you just throw away an easy shot at $10.125 million. Boy oh boy. I bet you pass up nude J Lo pics too.
I would like to caution everyone, not all e-mail propositions are honest. I learned this at my own expense.
Princhester, I think the site you’re thinking about is www.scamorama.com .
I liked the “Big Mac” exchange, which invloved, among others, having the scammer phone McDonald’s Investor Relation Services and ask to speak to “Big Mac Sandwich” as well as trying to have two scammers scam each other.
Well sure enough, I sent the email to my almost-sister-in-law, asking her if she thought it was legit and she replied “i’m not sure, but who knows?”
I fear for her, I really do.
I’m sure they’ll find you eventually. I’ve actually received one of those here at work! What moron thought it would be a good idea to send a scam-spam to a .gov address?
I just want to know how many people have given some money for this!
One dollar for eternal happiness eh?
Mmm…no. I think I’ll be happier with my dollar.
Hundreds. To the tune of MILLIONS of dollars. The authorities have actually busted people who stole hundreds of thousands using the Nigerian scam, but more people keep using it.
http://www.cfe-arizona.org/nigerian_scam_arrests.htm
http://frenchcaculture.miningco.com/library/weekly/aa071401a.htm