Just got it in the mail, cost me $7.00. I’ve always wanted one to wear on my real head and now my dream has come true!
** affixes prosthetic forehead to real head ** :smack:
Hey! This feels great! I feel different. Attactive, powerful, suave. I could get used to this.
Anyone wanna try it on?
Hey, Exeter!
Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.
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Hey, Exeter!
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WTH!? Where’d the ant-monster-thing come from?
Throw the crib door wide! Let the people crawl inside!
Someone in this town is trying to burn the playhouse down.
They want to stop the ones who want prosthetic foreheads on their heads.
But everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.
I’d rather have a rock to wind a piece of string around.
HEAD ON!!! Apply directly to the forehead!
falls over laughing at my own joke
WEIRD! At this very moment I’m listening to “Lucky Ball and Chain.”
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Minimum WAGE ! ! !
Heyahh! crack
Many are the reasons I love the SDMB. 
Now, where was I? I forgot the point that I was making…
LilShieste
ahem You said if you were smart that you would…
Ooh, I loves me some prosthetic forehead! I tried on a Klingon forehead at an SF convention once. It made me want to eat live, squirming things and jab people with pain sticks. My husband took it off me, and a good thing that was, since I was about to chop his head off with a bat’leth, and husbands hate that.
I’d love a prosthetic forehead. Maybe Hot Cha will get me one, if I can find him.
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Ooh, I loves me some prosthetic forehead! I tried on a Klingon forehead at an SF convention once. It made me want to eat live, squirming things and jab people with pain sticks. My husband took it off me, and a good thing that was, since I was about to chop his head off with a bat’leth, and husbands hate that.
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Did St. Peter come out and give him a medal, declaring him the nicest of the damned?
Enjoy,
Steven
Hey now, everybody!
Are you the guy who hit me in the eye, are you the guy who hit me in the eye?
oh well, please pass the milk, please…
And watch out for My Evil Twin…
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I’d love a prosthetic forehead. Maybe Hot Cha will get me one, if I can find him.
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I think he’s in a road movie to Berlin.
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I think he’s in a road movie to Berlin.
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If so, I think he may be stuck, 'cause we can’t drive out the way we drove in.
Son I am able she said, though you scare me. Watch, said I, beloved, I said, watch me scare you though. Said she, able am I, son.
