A few years ago, the morning radio station had a feature called “B.S. Mike’s Word of the Day.” B.S. Mike was the producer at the time. He has since left to do other things and the Word of the Day went with him. Now, I’m hoping to resurrect this feature on the SDMB. The way it works is, you submit a word and use it in a sentence. I’ll list a few to get you started.
The very first “B.S. Mike’s Word of the Day:”
FASCINATE
My girlfriend has a sweater with ten buttons, but her breasts are so big she can only FASCINATE.
I actually found that joke in my grandfather’s 1936 high school yearbook, without the “breasts are so big” part of course.
This next one is a WoD I submitted a few years ago when Cotton Fitzsimmons was coaching the Suns. They aired it – my 30 seconds of fame:
COTTONMOUTH
I had great seats at the Suns game last night, right behind the players and coaches. At one point after a bad call against the Suns, I overheard Coach Fitzsimmons make a really crude remark about the referee’s wife’s vaginal odor. I couldn’t believe it. I never heard COTTONMOUTH off to a ref like that before.
My last one for now. I don’t know if I made this one up or if I’m remembering it subconciously. Probably the latter:
CIRCUMCISE
I went shopping for a suit at the Men’s Wearhouse the other day. I finally found one I liked, but couldn’t find anyone to mark it for alterations. Finally, I saw a sales rep on the other side of the store just goofing off. I yelled at him, “CIRCUMCISE this suit for me!”
Your turn.