As inspired by the “items found at truck stops” thread, and about ten hours on the Interstate, I found that there’s certain keywords that almost always indicate a lodging establishment is going to be spartan at best.
- America, America’s, American, etc.
- any number (if it’s not “6” or “8”, it’s going to be really low-end; e.g. “Value 5” or “Budget 7”.)
- any reference to royalty