Thanks to Excel, this comes up way more than I would like it to.
I was going to say, thanks to SAS. I have to concatenate all the live long day. God damn those ||s to hell.
I quite like pusillanimous, but I really have no call for it mostly. Verdigris is also lovely, and more useful if copper turns up in the conversation, but mostly not.
serendipitous
Hornswoggle.
I assume you’ve seen season one of the BBC’s Little Britain? Can’t remember which episode, but there’s a wonderful skit that includes three kerfuffles in one sentence. A good-natured chap is about to help his disabled friend into a pool, but first tells the lifeguard, “there’s a bit of a kerfuffle gettin’ ‘im in, and a bit of a kerfuffle gettin’ 'im out, but apart from that, he’s relatively kerfuffle-free.”
It’s all the more humorous since he pronounces it kuh-fuffoh.
Mendacious is a good word, as is hirsute. Gob-smacked is nice, though not sure if it’s one word. Expectorate and perambulate are decent too.
flummox
I’ll call your Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty and raise you a Retrobulbar mictalgia!*
*[sub]Pain behind the eye, when you pee. It’s a positive porcelain sign. Meaning your a crock![/sub]