Words that cannot be used together in a sentence

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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That’s just your intestines, don’t worry about it! :eek:

I’m sorry, you simply can’t say those together. Yes, it is grammatically correct. None-the-less, it should never be said.

Last year I had major stomach surgery. For medical reasons the doctor did not close the wound, but let it heal by secondary intention. He did not join the muscles either, so I have a HUGE hernia. I have a bulge the size of a cantelope on my belly.

So, when my new GP saw it and freaked out, he made me call the surgeon. I got his nurse. I explained about the bulge. I said I thought it was probably my stomach.

She said: On no, that’s just your intestines. Don’t worry about it.

What words have you heard recently that don’t belong together in a sentence?

2

“Compassionate conservative”? :dubious:

3

“Greater Rochester”

4

So, did you worry about it?

For cryin’ out loud, don’t leave it there…what happened? Did it get fixed or are you going to show off the bulge forever?

5

“Hand me that piano.” -George Carlin

6

I will have some major surgery early next year which should fix it. It will also reduce the biggest scar I’ve ever seen not on a burn victim to about normal thin scar.

7

“penis” and “superglue” are probably best not used in a sentence together.

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I’m going to go with anything with connotations of being sharp or heavy and genitalia.

9

“Just a little” and “herpes”

10

I played this game with some of my buddies a while back. I’ll steal my friend Kez’s entry, which we declared the winner:

“Shotgun sodomy”.

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“cheese grater” and “eyeball”

12

“razor dildo” is the current winner in my ongoing contest of the same nature.

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“Republican leadership”

14

Said in an email exchange discussing what “treats” we would bring to a Boy Scout meeting a week or so back. The person quoted was planning on bringing a kitty litter cake, while we were planning on bringing cat poop cookies.