Workplace griping, anyone?

Anti rant. Lots of laughing while posting.

I like hard boiled eggs. I boil them on Sunday and use a sharpy to write FLATLINED on a baggy and bring 5 in on Monday and eat one a day. I’ve been noticing that “someone” has been helping themselves to them when I run out on Thursday or Friday.

On Sunday, I carefully poked holes in the shells and skins and boiled the eggs with about 2 cups of salt in the water. When I opened one, and carefully tasted it, it was so gross that I had to go brush my teeth. I almost puked from small nibble.

I guess SG was in such a hurry to snarf down his stolen food that he didn’t stop to smell or taste it. After he was done puking, he spent much of the day stinking up the toilet.

Tomorrow, I will pull one of the good eggs I boiled out from my lunch bag and eat it in front of him.

Yes, I’m evil.