Shit, where do I even begin. I’ll just keep it short. Maybe.
Facts:
- The CEO and President are fighting over corporate strategy
- The company isn’t big enough for two bosses
- The company is treading water, our vision (specifically, the President’s vision) being too large for our finances.
I resigned from my position on June 1st, my last day being June 29th. I am coming back on July 30th after a month off to discuss with the Pres and CEO the future of the company, if there’s a role for me, if I want it, etc.
(If this sounds weird, it’s because I’m one of those people who KNOWS EVERYTHING, all the clients know it and me (I’ve been in this industry since 1979, starting professionally in 1991 when I graduated from college and am very well-known), and it would be a freakin’ disaster for the company if the word gets out that I’m leaving. Therefore, the official story is I’m taking a long vacation (true) and a leave of absence (also true, after vacation time runs out.)
I’m also doing it this way to delay the onset of COBRA as much as possible. Bargaining power: USE IT OR LOSE IT. 
I’m also not leaving because I hate my job or anything, I’m leaving because this company isn’t going anywhere and I have a career to think of. Anyway, enough rambling - this parenthetical statement will be longer than the post that inspired it!)
Anyway, when I resigned I had about a 6-page document of talking points with me (I like being prepared). When I began my spiel, I looked at it, flipped through it, and said
“You know, I spent 2 weeks working on this but, really. You both know what the situation is, I don’t need to rehash it, so here’s what’s happening.”
The CEO asked for the document. I told him something along the lines of “No. This is something I wrote for myself and is not in any shape whatsoever for me to present it to you. If you want, I’ll work on it more and give it to you later.”
And promptly forgot to do it. Actually, I blew him off - surely he wasn’t serious?
But he was and asked for the document last week. I told him that I had it on my home computer, can we meet about it in a day or so? Sure, no problem…
So I told my direct boss, the President, who asked that he and I review the document before I give it to the CEO. So we went to Starbucks (because he likes it, I guess) and discussed the document. He wasn’t too happy about it (a lot of my problems stemmed from his “vision” for the company) but said:
“This will give me some ammunition in the upcoming board meeting against (CEO).”
Great, guy. I’m thrilled to get involved in your pissing contest. But what do I care - I’m leaving this place anyway!
Well, the next day I meet the CEO. Unlike the President, he loves what I wrote. He doesn’t agree with everything of course, but what I wrote apparently was very sympatico with his thinking. So, what does he say to me?
“This will give me some ammunition in the upcoming board meeting against (President).”
So, tomorrow, they are going to the board meeting, both with my document, and will make arguments and counter-arguments based upon the same paper I wrote. Awesome! :rolleyes:
And, just a few minutes ago, CEO just sent the document to all Board Members saying
Sigh…