Dear boss
I am on vacation, which was planned a month ago when I got put in a use it or lose it situation by HR. You approved my vacation, you knew when I was leaving and when I am supposed to be back. I’m 2 states and 2 time zones away now. I can’t access the inventory program.
You knew my plans. I left my desk clean and gave you lists of boxes that needed to be picked up or pulled. Why oh why did you start calling me at what is now 6 am my time to ask about things? Why did you keep leaving frantic messages every 20 minutes, getting more hysterical with each one. They are boxes full of paper. Nobody is going to die if they don’t get moved on a timely basis. I took the time to write the time and dates for each pull/pick up list on the top in red ink.
Is it just because you are finally dealing with SG face to face? I know you aren’t as stupid as your calls make you out to be. I’m sorry you were offended that I took it to email. I AM ON VACATION and I don’t feel obligated to carry my cell now.
PS Tell SG that my frozen lunches won’t spoil during the next 2 weeks. They are frozen!