World Government Anthem

By way of analogy…

Does the European Union even HAVE an anthem?

If it does, have you ever heard any Europeans singing it? With any enthusiasm?

Even in the highly unlikely event that there’s ever some kind of worldwide political authority, it will NEVER command love or loyalty or devotion from anyone anywhere in the world. At best, it will be accepted and respected as an efficient bureaucracy. But just as no Frenchman will ever sing a Europe-wide anthem with the same enthusiasm with which he sings “La Marseillaise,” there will never be a one-world anthem that anybody cares to sing.

Das Deutschlandlied.

(Deutschland über alles)

Or Freebird. That’s always a good choice.

I think our young friend needs to read Job: A Comedy of Justice by Robert A. Heinlein.

Yes, but if you set it to “Freebird”… :smiley:

Yes, “Ode to Joy”.

What’s wrong with God Save the Queen?

How about NIN’s “Head Like a Hole”. Either that, “Around the World”, by the Chili Peppers. Or wait, I’ve got it: “Joy to the World” (aka Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog)!

But it has to be the Emerson, Lake & Palmer version.

Or I suppose I could go for “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears.

Fat Bottomed Girls, by Queen. Because they make the rockin’ world go 'round, dammit.

“Star-Spangled Banner” reworded…

that or

“America, F*ck Yeah!”

Perhaps you mean To Anacreon in Heaven.

Another suggestion: “Yakko’s World,” from Animaniacs.

Everybody gets a mention, except for Andorra, Burkina, Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Comoros, Cote d’Iviore, Equatorial Guinea, The Holy See, Maldives, Marshall Islands, Mauritius, Federated States of Micronesia, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Seychelles, Singapore, South Africa, Tuvalu, Vanuatu, Western Samoa, and Eritrea.

But I’m sure somebody can write verses for them too.

The anthem of the USSR.

How about the “Empire March” from The Empire Strikes Back? :wink:

There actually is an Olympic Hymn, which ain’t too bad.

That’s a great idea! It’s a shame I didn’t think of it! In, say, Post #5!

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Damn! You took my answer!

The idea of World Government goes rather well with: “Imagine there’s no countries.” (And yes, I know… if there ever was a World Government we’d almost definitely still have countries, too.)

Emerson, Lake & Palmer’s version of Jerusalem is my favourite ever national anthem. I’d take it as a global anthem.

That’s actually an awesome, haunting tune – way better musically than any other national anthem I’ve ever heard, not even excepting the “Marseillais”. And they can always change the words. (The Russians did, several times in the Soviet period, and again when they made it the anthem of post-Soviet Russia.)

It also uses the term “darkies”.

A democracy of some sort (be it a presidential republic like America or a parliamentary one) and I would like English as the world’s lingua franca.

A rousing, patriotic, slightly militaristic song.

No.

Well some of the country names are outdated (ie Kampuchea) but it makes some sense.

Absolutely, positively this. Or Holst’s Saturn starting at 3:06. Whatever.

I think the important question is whether it is to be unitary or federal, and, if federal, how much variation it will allow in the forms of government of constituent states.

Wait, you’re describing the kind of anthem that makes people proud of their country as against other countries. Not the message we want in the anthem of a world-state, the whole point of which is that it includes the whole world and we’re all in it together and there are no foreigners – and no wars, either, so why should it be militaristic?