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Carpenter was very good the other day. Did they check him for any substances?
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No, because he didn’t have a large visible glob of pine tar on his pitching hand. I do hear that Illich has started an investigation into the case of his disappearing bats.
Well, whatever else you want to say about Kenny Rogers, he is a good fielder—which is more than you can say for the rest of the Tigers pitching staff.
If he’s got sticky stuff on his hands, that could explain it.
The glove is used in defense. It would have to be full of pine tar.
The Dope at its best: let no facetious statement go unchallenged.