World's Largest Tiger Reserve Clearcut for Plantations

Geez, as if anyone needed any further reason to hate Burma. Story here. Man, what is it with Burma anyway? They just never stop. Asshats.

Exerpt: **"[Government officials] trumpeted the creation of the world’s largest tiger reserve in the valley in Kachin State, located in the northernmost part of the country.

"The declaration was hailed by environmentalists around the world as a landmark in conserving the only 3,200 wild tigers left by protecting an area the size of Vermont.

“But less than a month later, a report and video released by a network of civil society groups and development organizations in Kachin State shows that one of Myanmar’s most powerful tycoons has been, and still is, clear-cutting forests across the tiger reserve to put in sugar and tapioca plantations and to plant jatropha for biofuel.”**

What’s the problem? They’re trying to clear the area to make room for more tigers.

Yeah. And thank God no other countries in the world have clear cut their forests for agricultural purposes.

I’m afraid my copy of The Official Guide To Things To Get Ticked Off At First got lost in the mail-could I borrow yours?

Too bad they weren’t in Scotland, or else they could just use a MacGuffin.

But of course! The’re really humanitarians. :smack:

Hey, tigers need biofuel too.

I, for one, am glad that Burma has gone green.

Well, now that they’ve lost their natural habitat, the tigers might also wind up becoming “humanitarians”.

Biofuel. It’s what tigers crave.

alternately: it’s grrrrrrreat!

Put a tiger in your tank?

This is awful news, I mean everbody loves the big houses, the mint juleps, and the fancy balls, but the exploitation of all those people out in the fields picking tapioca is just horrible.

Tigers? Who needs 'em, anyway? Why don’t they just go back where they came from?

Oh, wait…

Gods damn it.

On a serious not though, the article does point out:

**"People as well as tigers are being displaced. The KDNG report documents the struggles of indigenous farmers being forcibly relocated to make way for the plantations. There are seven villages in the middle project area with a total estimated population of 5,000. The populations come from several different subgroups of the Kachin ethnicity.

“‘They threatened the local residents and took away their farms without negotiating with the people. They came at night time and bulldozed away our farmlands. They confiscated cemeteries and burned farmhouses. They confiscated lands belonging to religious organizations,’ the farmers wrote in a joint letter to Hpakant Township Peace and Development Council in June 2009.”**

I know, too, there’s a real fear in Thailand that too many farmers here converting to biofuel crops will threaten a food shortage.

Seems like there should be a tiger woods joke in here.

I almost bought The Tiger yesterday. http://www.thetigerbook.com/

This is easy!

Tigers need space, not trees. Do the math

Space - trees = more space

It was supposed

to be

a tigers’ enclave.

But the forest

lost out

to Burma’s shave.

So, are the tigers changing leagues or what?

kidding aside, this is sad.