World's most beautiful baby born to Jolie and Pitt

I am sure little Shiloh (to be followed by brother Gettysburg and little sister Antietam) will be a lovely baby, but I am afraid the most beautiful baby in the world is, in fact, mine:

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Neither Andrew Lloyd Webber or his current wife Madeline are considered good looking (he’s compared to a chipmunk and she is a typical horsey faced woman). When I saw their ten year old daugher Isabella Aurora, I nearly fell over. She is drop dead gorgeous (and is frightenly wealthy).

Genetics is a crap shoot.

Awww look, she has her mother’s collagen injections?

No, but having those two as parents will pretty much guarantee that the kid will be in therapy at about age 7 or so.

This artical has a picture of what the child should look like. :wink:

Lisa Marie Presley.

While not internationally renowned for my beauty, I too have managed to produce one of the world’s most beautiful babies.

lee that photo is dee-strub-bing. :eek:

I know this is supposed to be a funny joke, or something, but I don’t understand why people accuse Angelina of having fake lips and breasts. Really, when women get collagen in their lips they get trout pouts (see: Meg Ryan). Jolie’s lips are 100% real.

I knew that Brad Pitt had acne scars but I guess Angelina has skin problems also

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Yeah, they never struck me as fake-looking. Just dramatically big.

If you follow Hampshire’s link, you’ll see the story mentions Skinema.com – a campy and fascinating website about skin conditions in the movies. All about the abino in The Da Vinci Code! Joaquim’s scar. An informative look at the moles, birthmarks, and complexion issues of the stars.