"world's oldest penis"

Nothing really to add. Just sharing:

Heh. I was thinking along the lines of ‘the petrified prick of a Persian prince’.

feh, didn’t do a thing for me.

. . .* and it was discovered inside Catherine Zeta-Jones!*

And that’s in cold water too…

This is why I didn’t go into the sciences.

said David Siveter, who has never personally met Ronald Reagan.

So much apathy. They don’t even want to change.

10 to 1 it’s gonna dribble.

Heck, that’s why I did!

Big difference between oldest penis and oldest dick.

<insert Bea Arthur joke here>

So you could be thrilled about finding a fossillized penis? To each their own…

Holy mother of pearl, that ostracod is hung like a belemnite.