World's Oldest Sperm Discovered

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

She does have the world’s oldest perm, so there’s that.

[Boyo_Jim]

AND she’s a fossil.

[Shodan]

Seek immediate medical attention if you experience an erection lasting longer than 17 million years.

Regards,
Shodan

[Gatopescado]

I’m not surprised it was found “Down Under”.

[Boyo_Jim]

@Gatopescado

I’m not surprised it was found “Down Under”.

I am. A good part of mine is one the ceiling.

[G0sp3l]

So, It wasn’t in one of Hef’s “girlfriends”? :eek: I’m flabbergasted.

[Siam_Sam]

I may have uncovered older sperm on a seat cushion in Patpong last night.

[Kamino_Neko]

The comments on that article are a whole new universe of stupid.

[stui_magpie]

From the article, serious marketing opportunity.

Years ago, a similar discovery involving a fossilized frog “that still looked gooey” was made in France. Archer said bat guano may have also had a hand in the preservation of that fossil.
“It’s some process related to bat poo,” he said. “It’s that magic ingredient somewhere in it. One day, some student is going to identify it, and someone is going to put it into face cream to combat aging.”

[Hypno-Toad]

@Tapioca_Dextrin

You know what’s older the 17 million year old sperm?

Yes. The Spermian Period.

Did the researchers have to look in the Ostrocodpieces?

[Happy_Lendervedder]

The question remains: Why was a shrimp ass-fucking a bat?