I don’t know why, but I found this amusing.
(Mods: It is a very tiny article, have I quoted too much?)
Wait, I thought the lack of pirates caused global warming…
Heh. Worm farts.
If a worm farts in a tunnel, and there’s no one there to hear it, does it still impact the environment?
Ask not for whom the worm farts…it farts for thee.
It’s quiet. Too quiet. So quiet you can hear a worm fart.
Yeah, it’s official. “Worm farts” has now replaced “Nutbunnies!” as my new favorite non-swear word.