I worship the Almighty Dollar. Sadly he’s just as silent as Jehovah was for my first 30 years of worshiping in a Methodist church.
Honest answer: I don’t worship. I volunteer five days a week in a Christian charity center so I get to hear a sermon every single day on the radio in our office but it only irks me if I forget my headset and can’t drown out the noise with a nice TED video.