Worst case scenarios (fill in the blanks)

  1. After a night of heavy partying, you wake up still fuzzy about the details of the previous night. You gradually become aware of a few things:

You’re not in your own bed.
You vaguely remember experiencing the best sex EVER.
From another room, you hear and smell breakfast being prepared.
You get up and go to the kitchen, where you see _____________!

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  1. You’re asked to give a speach at a charity event. It’s a great honor to be asked and one of the guests will be the president of your company. If you make a good impression, it will be just the thing to get that promotion you’ve been waiting for.

The event is being held at a preforming arts theatre. There’s a stage crew hastily preparing props for a play that will be held the next day. You’re backstage, going over your speach and accidently bump into a scaffold, which causes a bucket of paint to splash the entire front of your suit/dress. There’s not enough time to have it cleaned or go home and change. One of the stage guys tries to help by letting you have access to the wardrobe room. You’re franticly searching for something that will fit. The only thing you can find is a _________________ costume, which probably won’t go over to well with the guest at a _________________ charity event.

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Feel free to add your own scenarios…

1.) My grandfather

2.) Violent J, Tipper Gore

You enroll in school to further your education. You take a course in the theology department without paying attention to the class title. You discover the name of the course is ________ and the instructor is ________.

SGT Schwartz

“Muslim/Christian Interactions” Osama bin Laden

Double oops: put a comma in between those two, and I forgot my scenario:

You’re eating a burger and feel something hard in your mouth. You spit out a blob of chewed bun and patty and see __________.

My tooth that I had paid $800 to have fixed a week earlier. It happened lastyear except with mashed potatoes.
A severed finger might be worse though.