A nagging cough, intestinal gas, and a training room full of customers.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and head lice.
Jock itch and an Edward Scissorhands costume 
-Dani
Hawaiian shirt, and plaid pants.
Long weekend and a head cold
carpool and halitosis
hot date the runs
job interview and Tourette’s
… a childless weekend and a mother-in-law who likes to drop by unannounced…
Alcoholic Beverages and Karayoke night.
As someone who used bartend on karaoke night completely sober, let me say that one NEEDS liquor to get through karaoke.
My contribution is too much tequila, a guy you’re trying to impress and a waterbed. I’ve lived this. Thank god he took the barfing in stride.
3 hour staff meeting in a too-small room and a raging case of bronchitis.
Oh wait. That was me this morning…
A dark colored shirt and dandruff.
School picture day, and having tiny bits of broccoli stuck between your front teeth.
New boyfriend, bag from the drugstore, nosy housemate.
Vewy, Vewy Sewious job, funny thread, diet coke.
- A trip to the store to buy condoms.
- A thought that the dog could use a new rawhide.
- Sudden realization that you’re standing in a busy check-out line with a box of condoms and a giant bone.
George W., Wm. Rehnquist, a reviewing stand and a Bible.
Sneezing with food in your mouth, and anyone nearby.
WOOOSH! <toilet flush>
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“Ooops.”
Pickled eggs, refried beans and a long ride in a cramped elevator.
Along the same line:
Her on top, me kneeling, intestinal gas, orgasm
(think “musical accompaniment”)
The runs, a co-ed bathroom, and the sudden realization that the girl your really like just walked in…