There was a commercial for The Original Kings Of Comedy, which had them talking about being in a hotel and asking the maitre’ d for combinations of random things…
“Hey, can I get a oil hose, some earmuffs, and a copy of an Earth, Wind, And Fire record?”
AHHHH! <runs in fear from Tabithina>
A rubber chicken, a gavel, adult diapers, a pet monkey, and not knowing directions in the middle of redneck country… one of life’s little noodle incidents.
Reading this post and drinking orange juice.
[sub]…now I gotta blow the pulp out of my nose…[/sub]
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*Originally posted by St. Attila *
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Her on top, me kneeling, intestinal gas, orgasm
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I thought I knew most all of the positions… but… how… can… she be on TOP with you kneeling???
I, I, I… you gotta tell me how this is done.
BTW… Lowellster… BWAAAHAHAHA!
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Well, he could be kneeling, facing away from her, and she could be behind him reaching around with her hands, or using some sort of, well, marital aid.
[sub]yeah, I know a coupla tricks…[/sub]
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Overnight stay, with my SO, in spare room of good friends.
A little early morning passion.
A kind, thoughtful host who strides in with morning coffee for the two of us.
yeah… thats alright… I can see that… .but I still cant see her ON TOP of him… you mean like he’s on hands and knees and shes like riding him like a horse… sigh… maybe I’m just missing something.
[sub]truer words have never been spoken[/sub]
Perhaps “on top” means something like she’s just in the power position?
Hell, I don’t know! [sub]it’s been a while for me too…[/sub]
This is kind of like “The K-Mart”-later “Wal-Mart” -Game that my friends and I used to play in HS.
Try to embarrass the cashier or make them call security.
-A jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch and a bible
-12-pak of Trojans, copy of Field and Stream, beef jerky
-nightcrawlers, marshmallows, and Astroglide
-strapping tape, hamsters, and Mini-Thins
A dance club with fluorescent lights, white underwear, and black jeans (Hey, it was the 80’s)with the zipper down.
Outdoor Christmas lights and a wet sidewalk.
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Sigh looks like in an effort to be terse, I got your imaginations going. It’s really nothing special; just think totem pole, gaffers tape, clothes pins, and a whiffle bat.
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Actually it was a Conceirge (sp?)
Can I get a dixie cup, 2 gallons of lighter fluid, a bola tie and a box of disposable razors?
A presentation in front of the entire office, a cold room, and a thin blouse.
:eek:
[sub]…ohh, Diane, come here sweetie…let me comfort you…[/sub]
Live theatre, attractive female lead, smooching.
Walking, book you can’t put down, small tree.
going to the drugstore to buy tampons and Aleve
hot guy at the register
checking out at the grocery store, looking down and realizing you are purchasing a pregnancy test and a box of condoms. (go figure…true story)
8th grade
bright turqouise pleated short skirt
Guess who’s period came!
Having to walk home
(True story)
No, No, No!!
Bowling alley full of men
Short black skirt
Coming out of bathroom with same skirt now tucked in panty hose UGH…