And along the same lines:
Running, attempting to catch a frisbee. Picnic grill cemented into the ground, its top at stomach level.
(It wasn’t fun.)
LL
Big updraft, light skirt, no underwear.
[sub]In case you’re wondering, no, not me, and no, no pictures.
Sure, get me all excited. 
[sub]…yeah, for a brief second there, I was in heaven…I thought Audge was gonna fulfill my sig. As it is, I still hafta change my underwear…[/sub]
Good Invisble Pink Unicorn! I don’t think I’ve ever excited two guys with one post before. :eek:
[sub]I’m simultaneously embarassed and proud of myself…
A party hat, a lack of clothes, an unlocked door
A freshy empty bottle of wine, a “it seemed like a great idea at the time” suggestion, Main street.
Me, My self and I
Upham
Drunken males.
Lack of clothing.
-20 F.
Nothing was ever the same, as I understand it.
Being locked out of the house.
Needing to pee badly
Neighbors not home
No nearby shrubs or tall grasses
Mexican dinner and an inflatable chair.
I can still hear the reverberations. :rolleyes:
A night alone.
A good porn movie…
A wife who comes home early…
pants around the ankles, lingham waggling…
and a hastily turned off VCR… to some sort of Gay pride movie on Skinimax…
She laughed her head off…
Quiet library, raging head cold.
Okay, here’s one:
A beautiful poster makes a comment,
You get all flustered and mention it,
Then she makes another comment to get you all flustered.
“Kids, where’s your father?”
“Upstairs masturbating to gay porn.”
“Again?”
Receiving an ICQ message consisting of a description of a quasi-sexual act…
…just as your mother walks in and says, “Hey, whatcha up to?”
:eek:
Me, 700 dollars, a bucket of Rum, and the New Orleans red light district.
and I got results from this bad combo:
Woke up with a raging headache and handcuffed to the iron gate on my balcony
Having to pee very badly, single-stall bathroom for your gender is locked, having to use single-stall bathroom for the other gender, forgetting in your urgency to lock said
stall, having total stranger of other gender walk in…
someone sends you an…uh…“adult” scenario at work via email …when you expect being called away from your desk…
I need some sort of visual aid, even if it is just a pencil sketch with stick figures. Photographs would be even better.
Your soon-to-be-girlfriend and your soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend in the same bar, you hanging all over the former.
New Years Eve, lots of liquor, crashing on host’s couch with horny girlfriend, and said host coming down for a cigarette…