Worst Clothing Item Ever . . .

I’m afraid I’m going to have to see a note from a gynecologist in order to believe that that’s a woman.

Many cheers for linking that blog.

I now own this t shirt

http://images.regretsy.com/huac.jpg

(Hello, House for Un-American Activities Committee) although I bought mine in pink. My payola lecture may never be the same.

Another vote for the drop-crotch pants. That rear view is just scary.

Well, this won’t be much of a contribution, and no pic, but for something that masses of people were actually wearing the last few warm seasons - these are garments something like tank tops, but the backstraps are knotted between your shoulder blades and the armholes are really large. It’s kind of the female version of a wifebeater. Most women wear a tube top under them, thankfully, but some didn’t wear enough, and I’ll leave it at that.

WTF is THAT???

This kind of top?

Oh those drop-crotch pants are *nothing *compared to thisone! I work next to this store in Manhattan and their clothes are hideously ugly while at the same time being way overpriced.

And the men’s version, from the same store.

Okay the sweater they have when you scroll down looks like something from a Wil Wheaton spoof.

Mnnn…the cut is similar, but imagine coarser, rattier (cheap T-shirt) cloth. The worst thing was the huge knot in back. OK here’s a pic, but most persons don’t seem to wear it that well…it’s been standard Walmart-going gear the past few years.

Oh my. That is exactly what those pants look like. Thanks for the flashback, by the way… we did it once with a cashmere sweater of my mothers. It didn’t end well.

Yes, they make ankles look thick and fat.

You know what I regret? I showed Asimovian an item on Regretsy.

He bought it.

For me.

As a gift.

:smack:
In any case, those drop crotch pants look like the penguin pants Dick Van Dyke wore in “Mary Poppins.”

Awesome. Your name isn’t Randall William Cook, is it?

And it remains the classiest felt vagina necklace you’ve ever gotten from ANYONE, so quit yer whinin’. :smiley:

(NOTE: Link possibly NSFW)

I’d like to submit this early 90’s (?) poofy jumpsuit pattern. Check out the shortie version!

Link is unsafe for HUMANITY.

Oh, boy. Available in life-size, too, you say?

So did you “customize” it? Or just get one off the rack?

Awesome.

157 dollars worth of ugly?

Those boot sandal things were everywhere when I was in Croatia last summer. I thought they looked quite good (on leggy East European babes, at any rate).